Best Adult Novelty Gifts for Him and Her

Looking for a gift that gets a genuine reaction? Adult novelty gifts are the answer. From rude secret Santa stocking fillers to naughty Valentine’s presents, hen and stag party kits and full-on sex toy upgrades, the right cheeky gift lands every time. This guide rounds up the best adult novelty gifts for him, her, couples and group celebrations, with practical recommendations across every price point and a clear note on which gifts suit which relationship. Every product mentioned is in stock at Whipple Tickle and ships in plain, unmarked packaging, so the surprise stays a surprise until it reaches the recipient. Browse the wider range at our online sex shop, or read on for the curated picks.

Why Do Adult Novelty Gifts Make the Best Presents?

The best gifts are the ones people would not buy for themselves. Adult novelty gifts sit firmly in that category, which is exactly why they work so well. A rude gift breaks the ice at a birthday dinner, turns a secret Santa into the highlight of the office party and gives a couple something to giggle over long after the wrapping paper has gone in the bin. They also span every price point, from a fiver for a stocking filler through to a hundred pounds plus for a serious gift, so there is something appropriate for every gifting occasion. The categories that follow are organised by recipient, then by occasion, so you can scroll straight to whichever section fits your situation.

What Are The Best Adult Novelty Gifts for Her?

The best adult novelty gifts for her balance playfulness with something she will actually use. The four picks below cover every budget from under ten pounds through to a full luxury gift, and every relationship from a new partner through to a long-term spouse.

Sex Toy Advent Calendar

The single best Christmas gift in the entire category. A sex toy advent calendar delivers 24 small treats over the run-up to Christmas, with each door hiding a different toy, accessory or treat. The variety means there is always something new to try, and the daily ritual builds anticipation in a way a single gift never could. Best for a partner or wife, suits every level of experience, and works for solo or couples use.

Vibrating Panties

A pair of vibrating panties is the gift that keeps the giver involved. The vibrator sits in a hidden pocket in the gusset, and the remote (or smartphone app on the higher-end models) hands you control across the room or across the country. Best for couples wanting to add a layer of playfulness to date nights, special occasions or long-distance moments apart. Price points range from around twenty pounds for a battery-powered set through to a hundred plus for app-controlled models with long-distance pairing.

Jewel Butt Plugs

A jewel butt plug is the gift for someone curious about anal play, or for someone already experienced who appreciates the visual side as much as the sensation. The decorative crystal base looks beautiful, and the silicone or metal body delivers the same sensation as a standard plug. Sizes start small enough for beginners, and the price points sit between fifteen and forty pounds for most of the range. A genuinely good first novelty gift for a partner who has hinted she might be curious but has never quite said so out loud.

Boob Slippers

At the pure novelty end, boob slippers are exactly what they sound like: a pair of comfortable house slippers shaped like a pair of breasts. They cost very little, get an instant reaction, and have surprising longevity as a running joke in the months that follow. The perfect rude secret Santa gift for her, a stocking filler for a partner who has a sense of humour, or a hen party gift the bride-to-be will laugh about for years.

What Are The Best Adult Novelty Gifts for Him?

Gifts for him are split into two clear lanes: pure comedy novelty items that get a laugh, and serious sex toys he would not buy for himself. The picks below cover both, with the cheekier options first and the more committed gifts further down.

Penis Slippers

The male equivalent of the boob slipper and somehow even funnier. Penis slippers are exactly what the name suggests and have become a stag night staple, a rude secret Santa winner and a birthday gift that gets passed around the room for everyone to laugh at. Inexpensive, surprisingly comfortable and impossible to take seriously. Perfect for a friend, brother-in-law, work colleague or new partner with a confirmed sense of humour.

A Fleshlight or Stroker

A serious gift dressed as a novelty. A Fleshlight is the most recognisable male sex toy on the market and remains the best in class for solo male pleasure. Best given to a partner with an existing relationship rather than as a joke gift to someone you do not know well. The textured sleeve range covers every preference, and the discreet casing means the toy stores easily without giving itself away.

A Penis Pump or Cock Ring

Cock rings are the most cost-effective gift in the male sex toy category, with simple silicone rings starting from around ten pounds and vibrating versions running between twenty and fifty. They give the wearer a firmer, longer-lasting erection and add a small vibration for both partners during sex, so the gift benefits the giver as much as the recipient. Penis pumps sit at the more committed end of the same shelf, with both manual and electric options available. Both gifts work brilliantly as a Valentine’s or anniversary present from a long-term partner, and both come in discreet packaging without any external branding.

What Are The Best Adult Novelty Gifts for Couples?

Couple’s gifts work best when they create a shared experience rather than just a thing. The two categories below deliver exactly that.

Sex Games for Two

The sex games collection covers everything from gentle card games for new couples through to outright filthy dice and drinking games for long-term partners. Standouts include the Cum Face Game, a comedy card game that turns the bedroom into a comedy sketch, and the Jizz Drinking Game, which is exactly what it sounds like and a perennial stag do bestseller. Sex games suit couples’ anniversaries, Valentine’s nights in and any moment when the conversation needs a kick start.

Bondage Kits

A bondage kit is the gift for couples ready to explore something new together. Starter kits bundle restraints, a blindfold, a feather tickler and often a flogger or paddle into a single box at a sensible price point, which is far more cost-effective than buying each piece separately. The packaging itself tends to be neutral enough to be left out without raising eyebrows, and the kit format gives a curious couple everything they need to experiment for the first time without committing to any one thing.

Hen and Stag Party Gift Ideas

Hen and stag celebrations are the natural home of the adult novelty gift. The whole point is to embarrass the guest of honour in a way that makes everyone laugh, and a well-chosen rude gift sits at the centre of every good hen or stag night. The hen and stag nights collection covers the full territory, from dickhead confetti and willy straws through to pin the tail games, sashes, badges and bigger gag gifts. For hen parties, the bestsellers tend to be wearable items (sashes, veils, headbands) paired with table decorations and a couple of bigger gifts for the bride. Stag dos lean more towards comedy gifts and drinking games, with the Jizz Drinking Game and willy-themed accessories pulling most of the budget. A typical hen or stag pack from Whipple Tickle runs to around thirty to fifty pounds for a full setup, with individual items starting from a couple of pounds each.

Rude Secret Santa and Christmas Gift Ideas

Rude secret Santa gifts are their own art form. The brief is narrow: it has to be funny, it has to be affordable (most offices cap secret Santa at ten or fifteen pounds), and it has to be wrapped in a way that does not give itself away. Boob slippers and penis slippers top the rude secret Santa list every year, with willy-themed mugs, sweets and stationery rounding out the under ten-pound shelf. For rude Christmas gifts at a slightly higher price point, the sex toy advent calendar remains the most cost-effective way to deliver weeks of entertainment, and a good quality cock ring or pair of vibrating panties sits within the typical office party budget for partners and friends. As a rule of thumb, the rudest gifts work best when they are clearly meant in jest rather than crossing any lines. Save the more committed gifts for partners, and keep the Secret Santa picks firmly in comedy territory.

Naughty Valentine’s Day and Anniversary Gifts

Valentine’s gifts and anniversary gifts call for something more thoughtful than a stocking filler. The advantage of an adult novelty gift here is that you can pair a comedy item with a serious one, so the laugh comes first, and the genuine gift follows. A pair of penis or boob slippers wrapped on top of a real gift (a quality vibrator, a Fleshlight, a couples bondage kit or a pair of app-controlled vibrating panties) gives you the best of both worlds. The other strong play is a curated bundle: a sex game plus a bottle of lubricant plus a small toy comes in well under fifty pounds for most couples and feels like a proper Valentine’s gift rather than a thrown-together set. The bigger the relationship milestone, the more committed the gift should be. A first Valentine’s might call for a comedy slipper, while a tenth wedding anniversary might suit a piece of bondage furniture or a full luxury vibrator.